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Chuck Norris went to the supermarket to pick up some eggs, but everytime he touched the eggs, the scrambled themsevles and jumped out of the shell. When asked by the a beautiful woman how he was able to perform such a feat, Chuck Norris replied, "I am all that is man." He then stared at her for 5 seconds, then gave her a roundhouse kick to the face.

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