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Once, Chuck Norris got in a fight with a man in bar, and proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the shoulder so hard that he severed his arm. Norris then used the man's own hand to rip out his still beating heart, which Norris squeezed dry, and used the blood as ketchup on his 64 oz. official "Chuck Norris" Burger from Lone Star.

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