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Chuck Norris was once involved in a protest at an animal research facility. He released all the animals from their cages and created mass chaos. As he was running out, one of the bunnies that he released bit him. When he got outside, he set the entire lab on fire, killing all the animals inside. His fellow protestors asked him, "Why would you do such a thing?" Norris replied, "There is only one thing Chuck Norris hates more than animal cruelty... and that is irony."

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