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When Chuck Norris was in pre-school, his teacher taught him the lyrics and motions to "I'm a Little Teapot." Chuck was so offended by the thought of his teacher calling him a teapot, he roundhouse kicked her to the face. He then continued to eat her flesh and and construct an exact replica of the Eifel Tower with her bones.

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